pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

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fingersareoptional:

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things just doesn’t belong

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sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

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richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

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most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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eyebrowcrushes:

"My mum had rules when I was growing up: Don’t do drugs, don’t have sex, and don’t touch your eyebrows. So I got bullied as a kid for having ridiculous eyebrows. She said, ‘You’ll be thankful when you’re older,’ and I am.”

(via claraoswhld)

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

(via no-garage)

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

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spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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all-right-blondie:

Matilda and Miss Honey trying to get out of The Trunchbull’s house without getting caught is probably the most suspense filled scene in all the universe

(via bookmad)