ispeakbutnoonelistens:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

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illusionsarearoundme:

I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:

Squidward

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Plankton

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Vicky

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Deedee

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Megan

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And of course, Moseby

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via rude-and-still-ginger)

so just watched the new JacksGap video and

i swear

if i ever 

ever have the pleasure

of meeting someone

who could love me as much as Jack loves Ella

i would probably spend the rest of my life with them

but

thats unlikely isn’t it

totallyfuckingfetch:

the-gr8-hendowskiii:

forinstance-imkindacrazy:

This cat is gorgeous. Why is she in a cage?

ugh. this makes me sad.

Maybe it’s the photographer in the cage

totallyfuckingfetch:

the-gr8-hendowskiii:

forinstance-imkindacrazy:

This cat is gorgeous. Why is she in a cage?

ugh. this makes me sad.

Maybe it’s the photographer in the cage

(via you-are-my-pearl-of-the-stars)

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(via lmaoalien)

breerun:

queennubian:

preach Jada!

ME IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE LATELY

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bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

god dang i am on fire tonight

 no u r not u make this up for note

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bet u feel real stupid right now 

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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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flannelsaurus:

Sherlock + Reactions to the things John said

Jesus, and they say Martin is the one who does most of the facial acting. This is seriously mesmerizing.

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