nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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WHEN WILL YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

NOW GIVE ME MY OSCAR 

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Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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nellycu:

The Grand Budapest Hotel

nellycu:

The Grand Budapest Hotel

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Actors meeting their characters

  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
  • -
  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
  • -
  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
  • -
  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
  • -
  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
  • -
  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
  • -
  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
  • -
  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
  • Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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recltube:

bootypopping:

This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie

wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

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alcofrollic:

seafoampterodactyl:

How parents should react.

hahaha i’m Lauren, she wasn’t doing laundry

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grimshws:

omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd

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unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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